Gimo' guide to college survival 3

Gimo's Guide to College Life

Lesson 1.b

-Conversations-

Due to an overwhelming response that we got from the last gimo's guide here's another round of that head cracking, mind blowing lines that will surely sweep your partners feet.

WARNING:

Some of the lines may cause severe damage if used carelessly.

Background of the Study:
This lines are made to help you get through the dull moments, just an ice breaker.
in tagalog
mga pamatay na banat.

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Guy: Alam mo bang scientist ako?

Girl: talaga...

Guy: oo at ikaw ang "LAB" ko
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Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin hayop pero

"BAGAY TAYO"

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Guy: Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo?

Girl: oo naman, bakit mo natanong yan?

Guy: "para ako naman ang sagutin mo"

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Guy: Kung may rabis ka, handa akong ma-ulol matikaman lang ang halik mo.

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Guy: Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo?

Girl: oo/hindi bakit?

Guy: kasi kahit anung angle ang cute mo
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Guy: Mahilig ka ba sa puzzle?

Girl: oo naman bakit?

Guy: lagi mo nalang kasing kinukumpleto araw ko eh

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Guy: May magnet ka ba? attracted kasi ako sayo eh

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Guy: itatak mo dyan sa kokote mo, na kahit ilang centrum pa ang inumin mo hindi ka magiging complete!

kung wala ako sa buhay mo

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Guy: ako magbabayad ng tuition mo...

Basta pag-aaralan mo lang akong mahalin

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Guy: may licence ka ba?
you drive me crazy eh

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Guy: para kang utot, you leave me breathless

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Guy: Mahilig ka ba sa math?
add mo nga ako sa puso mo

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Guy: Anung hieght mo?

Girl: 5" bakit?

Guy: hala! panu ka nagkasya sa puso ko??

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Guy: Eh algebra? mahilig ka rin ba?

Girl hindi

Guy: Multiply mo nga X ko...

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Guy: papupulis kita!

Girl: huh?

Guy: ninakaw mo puso ko eh.

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Guy: Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog na ako sayo sayo eh

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Guy: alam mo tumataba ka, bumibilog, unti unti kang nagiging mundo ko.

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etong malupit

Guy: How much calcuim is there in a womens breast?
Girl:Enough Calcuim to help a man's boneless thing stand up.

- End of lesson one-


Conclusion:

College life is full of pressure, so lighten up kick up some punch lines, maybe, just maybe, this lines may help your social life..

Additional Notes: